Joining Donald Trump’s July 4th display of deadly military might will be the biggest bomb of all—10,000 unsold Tesla Cybertrucks.
By sheer tonnage, it will be the most spectacular display of unwanted merchandise in US history. The Cybertruck convoy will be four vehicles wide, stretching for ten miles.
It’s a fabulous, patriotic end for the Cybertrucks that enthralled so many macho early adopters before fueling a tsunami of late-night punchlines.
What happens to Musk’s army of lost Cybertrucks after the parade? There’s a plan for that too.
About half will be self-driving their way to the southern border, where they will be stacked in fence formation. The other half will be headed to the world’s first Cyberlandfill in Van Horn, Texas.
UPDATE: Sources tell Deep Musk there is a secret plan for disposing of the last ten Cybertrucks. Details as they become available.
