Privacy Policy (updated: March 24, 2025)

What We Collect:
• Your email address, if you were brave enough to sign up for our mail list. It will be used only to pollute your inbox with Deep Musk-quality satire.

 What We Don’t Do:
• Share your email with anyone. Not your mom, not your therapist, and definitely not Elon Musk.
• Track your browsing habits. We’re too busy making up stories to care where you click.
• Use cookies. Except in our private time at home.

 Disclaimer:
• Have mentioned that this site is satire? It’s fake. If you actually believe anything you read here, wow. Just wow.
• We reserve the right to change this policy at any time, especially if we can think of a funnier way to disguise our lack of legal acuity.

 Contact:
• If you have any questions, please use our Contact form. We’ll get back to you… maybe.