What a precocious child! The Musk genes are strong with this one.
Barely five years old, young X Æ A-Xii Musk has already come to loathe the burden he suffers bearing the world’s craziest and most annoying name.
Fed up with the taunting and snickering of kindergarten peers, X Æ A-Xii has now legally changed his name to Gary. “I just want to be a real boy,” says Gary, giving voice to his inner Pinocchio.
But there is more to be done in Gary’s crusade to right this wrong. He has initiated a class action lawsuit against father Elon, joining forces with fellow siblings Exa Dark Sideræl Musk and Tau Techno Mechanicus Musk. Legal papers filed with the courts seek punitive damages for “moniker abuse.”
The wild card here is Elon himself. Having re-named himself on X first as Kekius Maximus, then as Harry Bōlz, sources say he is considering joining the class action suit to collect damages from himself.
