Elon Musk is headed to the White House—and he’s never leaving.
Taking his bromance with Musk to levels no one has seen before, President Trump has ordered a permanent statue of his love object to be installed smack-dab in the middle of the White House lawn.
“I love Elon’s MAGA spirit,” said Trump to reporters in the Oval Office, “but most of all I love his money and his 300 million followers.”
The 820-pound statue, fabricated by SpaceX engineers working on a government contract, will memorialize the much revered Musk Leap that took place at the October 5, 2024 campaign event in Butler, PA. It was then that Musk publicly displayed both his belly and his support for then-candidate Trump.
Miniature models of the Musk Leap are now flying off the shelves at the White House gift shop, outselling even the coveted Trump Bible.
