Elon Musk is preparing to take the MAGA message to new heights—this time adding five million pounds of thrust.
At a SpaceX briefing this morning, it was announced that all future launches of the Falcon rocket will be getting a makeover, effectively transforming them into spectacular MAGA billboards.
But this is only the start of a new SpaceX effort to expand MAGA’s influence.
SpaceX has been awarded a new U.S. government contract to design spacecrafts for deep space exploration. Musk sees new opportunities for learning—and new opportunities to bring new civilizations into the MAGA fold.
“NASA was woke before we even heard the word woke,” said Musk in today’s briefing. “Our spacecraft will be different. No more wimpy love letters to aliens civilizations on board. This time it’s MAGA over NASA.”
Musk is referring to early NASA probes such as the Pioneer and Voyager missions in the 1970s, which contained woke images of nude male and female bodies, recordings of music and mushy photos of earth.
The first SpaceX probe will be “from a different world,” said Musk. It will contain a leather-bound compendium of Trump Executive Orders, a replica of Mount Rushmore with Trump’s head added, and U.S. government certification that no DEI hires contributed to the launch.
Does Musk worry that bringing new worlds into the MAGA-sphere might dilute his message? “Not at all,” he says. “Our message will never change. It is Earth First all the way.”
